Dear Arby's,

Andy Capp is back, Xanderpuss, in hot fry form.

As long as you're killing time, can you get me a Twix from the vending machine?

I'd say more like an off-off-brand soda at a rundown convenience store.

Is that what riboflavin is?

Remember "Choose Your Own Adventure" books? God knew what you would pick all along.

It's "tenting" around here, church lady.

Oh, short answer, "yes" with an "if." Long answer, "no" with a "but."

You know leonardo kupfer?

Not exactly like. I think they mixed in some of the abominable snowman from the Rudolph Xmas cartoon.

It's a double entendre. It refers to the ladies' inconspicuousness and also to the fact that, at a crucial point in the mission, they find a whole bunch of 4's that were, like, hiding in NASA broom closet.

The acoustics in the forest are kinda weird, too, what with all the salmon-filled streams and such.

Not even 30 Seconds to Mars? Let's not say anything we can't take back, now.

Oh well, guess there's no way to cheat now.

Kids shouldnt have to see bear rape until they're 16.

There's lots of good public domain options… "Good King Wenceslas"…"Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring"…

If I put an Alkaline Trio song on a mixtape, I think it's gonna be "Mr. Chainsaw". I might request "I'm Dying Tomorrow" for my funeral.

Wasn't there also a tagline for the movie that encouraged women to drag their boyfriends/husbands/significant others to the movie by promising to have sex with them afterwards? I'm sure I saw something like that somewhere.

I think it's time for a musical version.

Man, the inclusion of "(sp?)" into A7x comments really threatens to change the whole genre.