Sic semper Coenis

The "embarrassing phase" question will mostly be standard un-embarrassing stuff and not the interviewee opening up and allowing us to peer into the awkward insecurities that haunt them at their very core.

The preferred term is astronautrixes.

Yeah, 50 is just a nice number. I think a strict one out/one in policy is the right idea, like the U.S. is a really trendy overcrowded club.

I'm pretty sure identifying a group as a minority doesn't necessarily exclude them from also being white.

"Fred Bear"? Bears are really in these days, I hear.

I hope she thought to add "Non-transferable" on those.

The messenger bag clearly indicates the van has been ditched for a bike. You don't even need to guess how many gears it has.

I hope they build a new Circuit City by me so I have a convenient place to shop for Halloween costumes by fall.

Sure, but what offends straight white men? Besides Cam Newton, I mean.

Y'know, the AVClub turned into Coast-to-Coast with George Noory so gradually, I didn't even notice!

I dont know if that's technically guaranteed, though. When the coin-flip-winning team defers, I think they're actually deferring their decision until the 2nd half. Didnt some team actually have to kick off to begin both halves bc they "chose" to kick in the first half rather than defer?

Snarky? That play-by-play of Cam's outfits was probably one of the most authentically earnest things I've read on this site!

That's a lot like my idea for "Jaws 6: Reasonable-minded Water Park Owner Closes Park at First Sign of Danger"

I would have called one of 'em "Put Your Mouth There".

You can make own almond butter following these simple steps:

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I actually bought an issue of Penthouse once. At the airport. Airports encourage odd purchases that one wouldn't normally make. Like hoverboards. But my issue of Penthouse never spontaneously caught fire. So…Penthouse>hoverboards is, I guess, my point.

It's possible you utilized the SAP function on your TV. Do you recall utilizing anything recently?

Did you get to meet Marmaduke?