That's too easy. Can't you pull up something from the "I'm the Wiz!" guy?

2 bags/week = about 9 bags per month or around $10/month. The math checks out. That's my regular monthly budget for red #40 and carnauba wax. Mmmm…carnauba wax.

The main point of time travel is to wish for more wishes.

The ultimate achievement is the rare standalone post that garners tons of upvotes but no responses. Like it's just too beautiful to mar with your petty jokes; you just admire it and drop your token upvote as you pass.

She means she'd watch the 1st two quarters of the Autozone Liberty Bowl before flipping over to Cartoon Network.

Sure, but if your wine starts asking "Are you still there?" in the middle of the night, you might have a problem.

He's got great advice on crossing the Alps*

This is obviously fake. There's no 13th month!

comment/avatar quasi synergy

Well, there is a heavily-accented, vaguely swarthy old woman who tells the therapist her fortune in every episode, but it's very organic to the story. Give it a chance.

He could fight Ivan Drago's kid, except ol' Ivan probably went impotent from the steroids.

Mundus vult decipi = The world wants to be deceived.

Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop.

I don't usually like to correct such astute commenting, but I think fuckboi is the plural of fuckboi. Like hoi polloi. I think it's Greek.

Grover Cleveland drank his own urine on two non-consecutive occasions.

You've got David's slingshot?

They're allowed, but only while on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. Or that haunted mansion thing. Or pretty much any slow-moving, dimly-lit indoor ride.

I didnt think it would be unanimous either. Who knew that Wigglesworth really was thinking of the number 2?

At least he took off his hat for the reunion.

The T1000 was cool, and that's not nostalgia talking. You can argue 1 vs. 2, but if your point is that T2 isn't good, that's not an argument, that's just trolling.