While teenage boys are renowned for their discerning tastes.

They have interesting hats.

Eh, there's good & bad to being in a "swing state", too. As an Ohioan, my vote is so precious, I've been personally fellated by campaigners from all parties. They have signs 100 ft. from poll locations reading "no blowjobs beyond this point".

We're cultivating mass.

It's a mini tour. A tourette, if you will.

You could have attempted sexual relations, but years of PC monitor radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.

The Modest Mouse track that should be making these lists is "The Best Room". At least "We're the sexiest of all primates" is on my list of favorite lyrics of 2015.

Hard to pick the 2nd-best song on the album after Flesh Without Blood, but I'll throw a vote to Kill V. Maim. Although I just now decided to look up the lyrics and I realized I only heard like 10 words right.

I basically just scrolled thru here to make sure "Cream on Chrome" got at least a mention somewhere. I dont know if it was my favorite, but damn that's a cool song. Too cool for words.

"Launch the Mad Dogs" sounds like the marketing tagline for MD 20/20 in the late 90's.

Right. And while they may not have Facebook in heaven, they definitely have it in hell.

Hey, it worked for Wet Hot American Summer.

He was close to beating Joe in challenges several times before he finally did last night. He could rattle off a few more wins with Joe out. Then he at least has the argument "I knocked off the king when none of you could". He has a little more going than just his amiability.

I actually chuckled out loud when they showed Keith was the one who voted Tasha. Other than challenges and tribals, what is he doing with his time? I'm not 100% sure Keith knows he's on a TV show.

"taxed-at-a-later-date" my ass. I had to tell the good folks at The Price Is Right to just keep their replica old-timey gas pump.

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you…you're cool…and fuck you, I'm out!"

Finally, a reason to laugh at Ball State.

I prefer the pre-snap creativity of the college game, where formations are often signaled from the sideline with large signs showing, say, The Burger King King, the Kool-Aid man, the facebook logo and maybe an alligator wearing a hat. The alligator may or may not be crossed out with a big red X.

Everybody has gonads, though. Some of us are just lucky enough to have them dangle outside our body.

My America is just like your America except we call donuts "rain". AND SIMPSONS REFERENCES ARE OUR CURRENCY.