NOT IN MY AMERICA IT DOESNT.

What kind of incomprehensible accent do you have if you think Broad Squad rhymes?

I'm OK with ghost hunting as long as they use all parts of the ghost when they get one. Like the Indians did.

Well, once you've tried ski-shooting, it's pretty addictive. It's kinda like skeet shooting but, like, on skis I guess?

I dunno. Ecto Cooler was the base for my riot punch, so it's kinda a catch-22 type situation.

College football OT basically turns into Arena Football. Or what the Big 12 plays all the time.

I think scrota is the preferred plural. By me, anyway.

Ok, good, somebody made this joke. I see below that we've already done Chile v. Chili's Restaurant. Now if someone can just make a miners/minors joke, we can actually get outta here on time today!

If your menu requires a spiral binding to hold all the pages…you have too many fuckin' options!

I think generaleia was the original name for chronic fatigue disorder.

You need a call screener, bro. What's your boy Peter up to these days? If he can cut an ear off for you, I'm sure hanging up some phone calls would be easy.

I used to have almost all of White Zombie's Astrocreep on my iPod, but I gradually whittled it down to just Electric Head Part 1 and El Phantasmo.

Hey, the Kabloonuks next door are good people. Their kid is friends with my kid! Bob Kabloonuk sold me my life insurance policy.

And a little bit of Face/Off thrown in there, too. I think this guy just re-wrote an open letter he already sent to Nicholas Cage? Or this guy IS Nic Cage?

We're all having the same amount of sex with girls, if that's what you mean.

Like a pitcher getting to 20 losses. You'd have to be sorta, kinda pretty good but not good enough.

This is just the tip of the iceberg. Once Google and/or Facebook perfect their social media brain implants, I'll be able to broadcast the songs that are stuck in my head to all my "friends"!

I prefer horse stalls, they usually have some hay. Possibly also a horse, though.

Im glad you two agree on something, at least.

The specifically pointed out Predator? People are gonna pay to experience being hunted in the jungle by an alien?