I'm just commenting to keep my pension. It's paid in upvotes, but I'm gonna need 'em when I'm too old to snark like a young man.

It is difficult to parse “for people already listening to Serial and This American Life, nothing will change."

I watched The House of the Devil over the weekend, purely on the high ranking (#4 of post-2000) it got here last week. I was underwhelmed.

Y'know, Block & Tackle turned into Highlights magazine so gradually, I didn't even notice.

I haven't visited starwipe, but Clickhole is actually hilarious. Way more absurdist than I thought it would be. It's a pretty good time killer.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

Just another tragic story of an axe-owner's own axe being used against him. When will this country stop its infatuation with axes?

I like the version that let's you play as teams. Y'know, Oligopoly.

I think it's far more likely that Americans are just terrible at math.

"The burning sensation lets you know it's a ____!" is a great all-purpose line for any life situation.

Yeah, but they probably already watch NFL football there. If you want to grow TV viewership, there's good reason to look outside the U.S.

Minnesota Aubergines.

It's not that we're stupid, we just love all things Arabic.

I'll admit to liking Taking Back Sunday when I was younger…and also this year when I was 36 and went to see their show.

Sit 'n Spin.

One of my favorite Modest Mouse songs.

Asked by a man with a terrific case of cerebral balsy.

I'm starting to root for the fish, though.

"FEELS LIKE A BURGUNDY SUIT DAY!"

Football bullies baseball because it's jealous of guaranteed contracts and a legitimately powerful union.