Pluto? Oh wait, that's not a planet. Are you counting dwarf planets?

It got to 10 seasons. 10 is actually considered a little too old by a large percentage of TLC viewers. And cast members.

But the casting is part of the joke, right? That the guy playing the male lead's "supportive best friend" is…literally one of the most famous people on the planet, both in real life and the movie. You don't have to agree that it's funny, but you can't really argue that a professional comedic actor would do better with…

And people say print advertising is dead.

I changed my mind, I'm with you. Effort blows.

You could've at least tried, though.

Just accept that minions are another in a long line of products that old people just don't get. Like Bubble Tape. Or Apple Jacks.

This sounds suspiciously like the opinion of someone who has Harper Lee tied up in her attic.

You never snack on your own supply. That's avocado 101.

Maybe AVClub should switch places with its older sibling for a day. The Onion was killing it this week.

I have a pecan sandie sitting in some milk since yesterday. It should be ready to eat by this evening.

Anytime I'm feeling unsavory, I just add a bay leaf and a sprig of rosemary.

You're thinking of the Ariana Supreme. It's actually kinda good if you're drunk.

It's got to be better than Breakfast Witch, a highly unpopular kids cereal from General Mills. They replaced it with Boo Berry, I think.

I went to Catholic school pretty much all my life. My elementary school was in an inner-ring suburb and so it was actually very diverse. Middle-class black families from the area sent their kids there bc it seemed a better option than public schools. The strain of Catholicism they taught us was mostly of the "Be good.…

Try saying "I wish I were a popular commenter on the AV Club". People here love the subjunctive. It's just a great mood.

They also make a good substitute for water wings if you're a cheap parent who hates his kids.

I'm kinda gettin really into water, lately. I want to try it deconstructed but it's hard to find a place near me that serves free hydrogen.

So which breakout actor from this movie will someday have their private nude selfies hacked and released on the internet? I hope it's the guy on the left.

I thought it was probably one of the best half hours of TV I've seen in a while. But a lot of its value (to me) comes from how well it mirrors the movie (I've only ever seen the movie version). It's a really well-done parody, practically an homage. That's a big part of what made it so great.