He made 2LiveCrew blush once.

I don't want to think about the GOP pool.

You don't need a fancy college degree if you have dopplers. Triple dopplers is considered the minimum number of dopplers to read the weather.

Even Smooth Jimmy Apollo is only correct 51% of the time.

I would have gone with twin-stuffed. Nothing objectionable about that.

He played Designated Ad-libber in American League parks.

But will it have the complex eroticism of the French original, Bastille Day?

Wait, you people are real?

Love in a hellevator?

I'm gonna try to bring this thread back around to being relevant to this story: is it possible Lester Holt is also lying about being black?

Didn't Monster read the back of the CD?
"Any rebroadcast, retransmission, or account of this ill shit, without the express written consent of the Beastie Boys, is prohibited,”

That is a direct quote from John Glenn's autobiography.

And Hulu puts that little timer in the corner that counts down the number of ads and time until your show/movie returns. Which makes it extra-easy to flip over to something else (if you're watching on a tv) or head to the kitchen to top off your beverage. So I'm OK with my $8 Hulu.

I don't know anything about the show, but maybe they shouldn't have called it Halt And Catch Fire? It's gotta be tough for a new show to attract an audience with a title that makes no apparent sense.

I chuckle at the word "Bovary". Am I getting the novel right?

Sometimes it's a lamb, or an even smaller & cuter saucer-eyed lamb right behind it.

If I buy tickets to this festival, can I pick them up at Wilco Will Call?

Would a straight woman fantasize about an attractive male actor who was gay? The very thought is preposterous.

I believe it was actually pastrami, the most sensuous of the salted, cured meats.

Plus, if you have a ten-foot pole, who needs books?