No, it's actually hitting 'REC' on the camera.
No, it's actually hitting 'REC' on the camera.
Well it's not quite an abortion, since it's only being delayed. But the fact no one managed to use the phrase 'pregnant pause' is a little disheartening.
All the good Faulkner titles were already taken.
Ginuwine question, and I already know the answer to it.
Now if one of them can just get married, we'll cover all 3 of the only significant things that can happen to any female character in a movie. Oh wait, maybe one of them gets a promotion at their fashion publishing job.
Something bad already did happen to the lion. She didn't get to finish her meal. I hate when that happens.
Racist.
Anticipated sexual activity is the only kind I have.
If he's like any other 70+ man at the gym, it's probably to hang wrinkly dong in the locker room while engaging anyone he can in an awkward conversation.
What other drugs have you tested on worms? Can they handle their coke?
Ovch.
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Look, reposted Ax7 Fan shows up when he wants. You can't summon him. He's not some damned trained dog.
"Millennium Mambo"? Please tell me that's a terrible anglicized version of the actual title.
"I hold that all individuals have the right to exercise sole dominion over their own lives. Also, I have this pamphlet I'd like to leave with you." - Conan the Libertarian.
Attention, passengers. The dining car is closed. Root beer is still available, but the cost is now six-fifty. If the passengers will look to their right, you will see a sad man. That is all.
That's still $50,000. You can spend a lot less just to see a spot where Macaulay Culkin may or may not have gotten his junk handled.
That's the name of the San Antonio Spurs mascot. There's been rumors that he's got spurs that jingle, jangle, fondle.
That's awful. Hunting humans just for the "sport" of it? Learn how to field-dress, clean, and butcher your kills properly. I can at least respect that.
I just did a quick 'Ctrl-F' for "painted on the side of a van" and got 7 hits. That's how you know it's a good comments section.