Is he the one best known for playing Ryan on The Office? Without that bit of info, I wouldn't know who you were talking about, even if there was a large picture of him right above these very lines.

Your cousin sounds weird.

Ha ha! Luckily, none of us will ever be 85 and confused by the technology of the day.

Google+ has the best deathmetal hookup scene.

I've always imagined the porn industry to be life-affirming and full of happy people at all levels making generous salaries. I wonder if this documentary will offer a different picture?

It is a rather impractical outfit for horseback riding.

This Pope doesn't get Simpsons references, unfortunately.

The name's Bob Todd.
Bob Todd Williams.
Robert Todford Williams.
Bobby Todd, if you like.
Todd Willy's fine, too.
Robert Todd and Bob Todford's all the same.
If you holler "Mr. Duggar," I won't know what to do with it!

Don't worry, he didn't molest them THAT hard.

To be fair, if only 5.3% of your kids turn out to be child molesters, that's not too bad.

…Milhouse…

"Hey, J.C., if the meek all get eaten by zombies, then who inherits the earth?"

"You should probably encrypt your iPhone"

Nor would the Boggle-playing chicken.

Now all we have is Boggle to keep western civilization from collapsing.

I've read this article twice now, and other than a reference to powerpoint slides, I still don't think I understand any of it.

'Just as long as what you want to watch is on NBC, CBS, ABC, Fox, The CW, or good old PBS."

It is definitely not a Pyrrhic victory. It's maybe a "small victory" but those are not the same thing. -1 billion for using "smarty-pants" non-ironically and then still being wrong.

It's like if you have a really good racist joke, but of course you can't tell it. So maybe you hold on to it and if a person of that particular race ever becomes a big comedian, you could contact them and pass the joke to them. It's called sharing. It's just what good-hearted people do.

They wouldn't put butter on his milk duds at the concession stand. It got ugly.