You should see me bust up a chiffarobe.

Gotta replenish those precious bodily fluids.

I agree, they're not really comparable. Both have their assets. And by assets, I mean Timecrimes had boobs.

Now I'm just picturing a restaurant patio full of middle-aged women with no pants on. But enough about me…I think we were talking about bottomless mimosas?

It's pretty well established that directing requires a lot of upper body strength.

I suggest we befriend whoever occupies the offices next door and get their cell phone number. Just like you would with your grandma or elderly aunt. If you can't get a hold of them, it's just nice to know someone close who can go knock on the door.

Can you really say you've done something if you haven't had a point value assigned to it?

AVClub productivity at all time low. Productivity among the country's overeducated nerds at all time high!

So it's not one of Diddy's new premium liquors?

"huge, huge stars"

Yeah, when I read the first sentence I was ready to argue with him, but by the end I was convinced.

Tight enough to earn the promotion you just gave her?

That's why you hire sherpas.

A handsome doctor and a fast typist? A poor sucker like me has got nothing cuz this guy's got everything!

And yet it somehow doesn't link to an article on the Maria Bello version of Prime Suspect. Missed opportunity.

Fine, we'll just call him a nice neutral name like…Tom. You happy now?

Oh, it's a fraction war ye be wantin? I'll concede the first 8/13 of the movie are pretty strong. That's as high as I'll go!

Hey, Splice is pretty decent for about the first half, before Adrian Brody has sex with his own daughter/animal/whatever hybrid and it really goes off the rails.

First Mindy, now this? Tough week to be a lady doctor.

I only went there to get directions on how to get away from there!