When the robots take over, they will recognize dubstep as the only true pop music revolution.

In the funny business, the people are entertained by two separate and wholly unequal groups: the comedians who make jokes, and the corporate structures who profit from their efforts. These are their holograms.

"Catalyst for pause and reflection" is a stupid expression. Otherwise, there's very little to make fun of in this article. I'm gonna go back and read about holograms.

The grooveshark has been threatened for years bc its fins make a tasty soup that also gives you incredibly strong boners. It was doomed.

Hold on now, there could be perfectly reasonable explanations for all this. Maybe they left those women off the email chains because they were planning their surprise birthday parties?

Well I'm still going to watch it the old fashioned way, so if anyone binges it I don't want to read any spoilers about whether they catch Manson.

I won't believe until I feel the wounds on his hands.

"Mom, dad, I need to tell you something…I'm…I'm a book about Courtney Love's life, ok? I know that might be hard for you to accept, but that's the truth and I'm not going to be ashamed of it anymore."

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. German.

I think its a new energy drink from Mountain Dew. Flavorwire: now with 60% more taurine!

If chocolate Riesen is your favorite candy, then you're either lying or just never had actual candy. Also, the question that you get to come up with on your own should probably be one that you yourself have an interesting answer to.*

Everyone knows the real gateway between ice cream and booze is creme de menthe.

No one pays enough attention to the divisions in the NBA to even know the answer. They're almost pointless.

I think HedonismBot's reality show just got green-lit, though.

To be fair, it was almost impossible to predict that the article would reference that particular joke from the movie.

I just said up yours, Maeby.

17 and over? Bayer goes blue! There's your headline.

Shit, it could easily be longer. Just preempt the local 12 o'clock news and keep going. Nobody needs local news at noon. Especially dropouts, drug addicts, and other TPIR/AVClub fans.

I think he basically made the same point many years ago:

The funny thing is, my dog has gotten lost 8 more times since then and the same guy keeps finding him!