From Vince's Wikipedia page:

C'mon, Sean, really only 1 & 3. Right? Please tell me you won't let this occupy your attention or absorb you. Still, a perfect combo word for 1 & 3.

Had. He was on the previous Fox version.

"When it comes to winter entertainment, we suppose it beats spending the twilight hours transfixed by a single dying leaf outside your window"

Previously she was best known for flashing her lady parts at unwilling co-workers.

@Evan Waters
Oh, "your brain is wired to perceive yourself as one sex, and your body manifests as another."

@Karla I thought that was you. Lobsters1 is more like Karla Ha Ha without the advanced syphilis.

That's *fake Texan,* conor.

Hey, the Bushes love "brown ones." GHWB told us that about his adoptive grandkids!

@Karla Since W couldn't make it through a speech *with* his teleprompter, the fact that Obama uses one (like almost all major politicians now) instead of a written paper text like, say, Lincoln, Roosevelt, or Churchill, is hardly going to convince people he's not eloquent.

Inequalities do not = equations.

He's foreign you know. Mike Myers doesn't care about American people.

When hand grenades orgasm, there's quite the explosion, a veritable firestorm

Stone is a completely dishonest jackhole. He doesn't give a rat's ass whether his portrayal of historical figures bears any relation to reality.

@Unreliable Narrator

Everyone except Turtleman in the sideshow. And, apparently, Amber Heard.

Whoa. Not "woah." Also, Gandhi, not "Ghandi." Silent h is a tricky sumbitch.

It was cool when their heads sploded. Seriously.

Hammer sold many albums for a few years. He was never the "King of Rap" in any sense other than record sales. Just as Britney was never a great pop singer and Shania Twain has never been a great country singer, etc. He served up lukewarm pablum that people who didn't like rap could dance to and pretend they were into…

Well, ^, if you aren't bright enough to figure out the meaning on your own, you're probably too, ah, er, um, "special" to understand an explanation.