Run-DMC's multi-platinum second album came out in 1986. (I forgot to put in the date.)

Pitchfork! Devil, hmm, hmm!

Well, you know the old saying, people in glass houses shouldn't stow their hype men's children.

Er, um, Sean,
have you been recently hypnotized by someone wearing gold harem pants? How do you figure Hammer was "the first mainstream rapper" or that his success "enabled guys like Jay-Z to get famous"? MC Hammer's first semi-successful work wasn't released until 1988. His big hits began in 1989. This is about a…

@Jay Leno Writer

Who put a Bengal tiger in the Kaiser's latrine?

"Man, I wish I had Uncle Joe's career."

Mel Gibson can do a recurring bit where he can hear the wife's thoughts, then uses his secret knowledge to guide her to fulfill her desires to blow him and have him knock her teeth out and stuff.

Why is the goal
that Katy urges upon all socially put-upon people to make "them" go "Uh, Uh, Uh, Uhhhhhhh"?

@bkbroiler Awesome! Except maybe for the Rip Torn thing. Rip has put in some very entertaining performances, but … Ewww.

@Dumbledore Does this mean I can't just watch because Rashida Jones is so adorable?

Quick, someone get Shrike and Judge some Chipotl-Away.

Trakball is obviously dropping hints for his Christmas list. He won't accept any other solution you propose.

Yeah, guys, but how 'bout that 2 and 1/2 Men, huh? And where's the love for "Tyler Perry's House of Pain"?

@ Limeade I don't think Teadoust wants the dildo in your father's *knees*.

@ sarCCastro And then she'd lose.

Sarah Louise Palin = Slap a louse in hair

The Girl Who Was an Adam Lambert Impersonator

@Lincolns Revenge I'm pretty sure you are thinking of Lord of the Flies.

Maybe, Dog, but have you tried to watch the ultra-poopy new version of Hawaii 5-0?