@Dumbledore I just threw up a little in your mouth.

Pinhead BO'R will "DO IT LIVE!!! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!!

Please let it be just torture-porny enough to attract 10-12-year-olds but not too torture-porny to bore them stiff!

I just hope that there will be an unrated DVD w/ EXTRA PG scenes that they didn't submit to the MPAA so that they could say the DVD "contains unrated material."

He went
full-on method for "Not Another Teen Movie" and got stuck!

You've made incumbents less secure. Politicians want their party to win more districts, but that's a distant second (in the game and in the American political system) to making sure incumbents have a constituency almost guaranteed to reelect them.

Big-ass is an adjective.

@AV Club writers / editors
You might want to consider whether mixing rape scenes in with sex scenes is a good choice.

Angie had a body double in "Dressed to Kill & made a big deal about not being *that kind of actress.* Of course in "Big Bad Mama" w/ Bill Shatner, she had been extensively au naturel on screen already.

SHAKES THE CLOWN
In light of Florence Henderson's powerful cultural relevance as this year's uncomfortably smutty elderly dancing contestant (sadly, she has yet to achieve the blathering senility of Chloris Leachman, but you can't have everything), how can we forget her smeared and sodden with Bobcat Goldthwait's…

@Licky Kicky By "childlike mentalists", I assume you mean "youthful alienists" or would you prefer "immature analysts"?

Last week, 1 unicorn in front (female, of course), 1 behind (don't know; don't care).

The crowning stupidity of Lobsters stupid string of stupidity is that Sorkin made the girlfriend thing up. Zuckerberg had the same girlfriend from before facebook was invented throughout the whole period portrayed in the movie.

"It's idiomatic, bee-otch."

@Twin

"I am just a lonely paper boy. No-o romance do I seek."

@Jyqm

@Lollygagger

"Whenever I do a Jerry
Lewis impression these days"

@Lobsters1