I have to say, that *is* much better casting than Garner/Biel, now that you've reminded me who Amy Ryan is.

I apologize for my readily apparent illiteracy, Sr. Airbag.

*sneer

Mmmm … Brooke Burke in Wild On … Wait, "Pretty Wild," Mom selling her kids like the coldest, dirtiest street pimp in Thailand. Stripper pole bikini dancing little girls in the commercial … *vomiting stomach out through nostrils*

Re: Crime as a road to reality show stardom

Since 88.4% of the original show was about Laverne's anxiety over being less pretty than Shirley and Shirley's being jealous of every woman Carmine looked at because she's so prissy and unsexy, the Garner/Biel casting is a total fail. Of course, Garner and Biel do embody that street ethos perfectly.

You sure that wasn't Kim Wayans?

I'm pretty sure Michael McKean is available. I KNOW David Lander is.

Bob wondered, "Why do all the other fellas have dates to the Junior Prom, while I'm home alone, polishing my bedpan collection yet again?"

@Poophat

@ Diabeetus

Sorry, Ms. Lips, but there was no kraken in the Maltese Falcon. You're thinking of The Big Sleep.

That "Jenna Rowland" was really ahead of her time, with her porn-star, born-in-the-80s name and all. It's a good thing it wasn't the famous, Oscar-nominated acting legend Gena Rowlands, or her prominent auteur/director husband, John Cassavetes would have been pissed about her wandering into your Robert Altman story.

Caribou Barbie

Donald Sutherland: IdidaPod

@Terry1
Some of us call it "the Peter Principle."

@Thelonious

If Steve Perry is racist for liking your jokes, Sarah, you think you might be racist for telling them?

To be fair, Orlando Bloom had to pass the same test.

That is disgusting, Sir. Penelope Cruz's breasts have never been at the point of ejaculation.