I thought all the Iron Man films were basically The Adventures of Tony Stark.

Also, the old dude obsessed with Logan's immortality isn't Will Yun Lee.

I don't care how many times Dowd tries to convince me, Iron Man 3 was great.

Mark Cherry the baby-faced singer, or Mark Cherrie the baby-faced record producer?

Not everyone wants a magic cave.

Kon-El always has a special place in my heart because my surname is Connell. When you're a little boy who's a massive fan of Superman, finding out there's a character who shares your name is one of the best things ever.

Ultimates 3 is that rare bird of a narrative where it has too much plot, yet it feels like very little happens.

Well now I smell like hammers.

Think the philosophy behind Season Four is "everybody's getting laid".

Here's hoping that these don't leak as quickly as Random Access Memories did.

There is only one true Cookie Monster here and it ain't AnotherCookieMonster.

That is it. I am getting myself a book that is environmentally friendly.

There's a policeman in my area who looks so much like Nicholas Angel, I'm convinced this is some Purple Rose of Cairo thing where he's stepped out of the screen to dispense justice in my shithole town.

@avclub-5934f8d8c7553f3a03d2f898e03d721c:disqus You prefer morons you found off the street?

I'm just gonna sit over here and watch Ed Wood and reminisce about old times.

Oh I'm aware you don't want to help. You're too busy being a pariah elsewhere in your campaign against Roger Ebert (no problem with you not liking the guy, but to go to multiple websites saying that, jumping on everything connected to him? That's fucking pathetic). My question is why spend so much time on a site you…

Hear that, everyone? Chris Conley has spoken! The Super-Mega-Awesome Chris Conley knows all and sees all!

Reminds me of Manchester Black going "I can say that because I'm a fifteenth Japanese/black".

Yet here you are, still commenting in your noble crusade to get us all to see sense. You're not exactly the one-eyed king, dude.

@avclub-5934f8d8c7553f3a03d2f898e03d721c:disqus Obviously not. There are some films I like that have gotten low scores, but I've found that RT is a good barometer about a film's accessibility. The Lone Ranger is a PG-13 summer blockbuster, the very thing that's meant to be the most accessible and likeable to the most…