Yes. I haven't read anything he's done since the first few issues of Spawn, but his Spider-Man artwork is fucking classic. I always loved the way he drew him swinging from web. Those poses are iconic.

Number 22 looks like a little boy sex doll. That is the single most disturbing thing I've ever seen.

I'm not that familiar with Sienkiewicz, but I'm a huge fan of Dave McKean. I'm definitely going to be checking out some of Bill's work. Any other recommendations?

Tim Sale draws them pretty long, too.

He was long before my time (I was born 6 years after he retired), but I truly wish we had real journalists like him working today. God knows we need it now.

I really don't care how people behave at my wedding, but I really want people to have a good fucking time at my funeral. I'm putting it in my will that alcohol must be served.

I wouldn't say Parker & Stone are conservative, necessarily. They seem to remain pretty much in the middle (with some libertarian leanings), laughing at the complete idiocy of those on either side.

Yeah, I'd be scared to death taking one of those things out on the LIE.

I disagree with him a lot, but I'll agree that he's the funniest conservative out there. Not that he has much competition. Dennis Miller stopped being funny 10 years ago.

My Dad is Irish American, born in 1955, and he does *not* think like P.J. O'Rourke.

Oil Dependency
Ok fine, pollution isn't as big of a problem as it was when you were a kid, and most eco-nuts are self-serving pricks. But seriously? You're saying, we shouldn't curb our dependency on foreign oil? What about the fact that it's idiotic to base *our entire economy* on a finite, non-renewable source of…

I just threw your dog out the window!
I thought it would help!!!!

Jurassic Park, Make It Happen.

That's like saying that not every AV Club article needs a million Simpsons, Mr. Show, or Arrested Development references in the comments.

How about "The Devil's Pals?"

Friend of mine: "Would you rather drink out of a thimble for the rest of your life, or have panda feet?"

The Billy Cobham story is probably my favorite: A friend of mine who worked there with me was a jazz drummer who was a massive fan of his. So on the day of his show, he brought a bunch of Cobham CD's into work for him to sign at the end of the night. Well, at the end of the night, after all the people file out, all…

I had a similar argument with a bunch of people once. My best friend asked us: Who would win in a fight, Luke Skywalker or a dinosaur (we assumed a Tyrannosaurus Rex). I thought the answer was obvious, but it proved to be such a hot topic, that each of us called other friends and family to see what they thought.

What? A song about writing a song? THAT'S SO CLEVER AND META!!!!

Let me first say that I hope we're talking about the same theater. But while I was working there (from 2004-05) they didn't do movie nights. From what I gather they hadn't done that since I left, either. I do know that back in the day (not sure how far back) the place used to be a movie theater, but was converted…