They're all like that. Nobody knows why.

Nope. I want this to happen so very badly.

Thank you thank you thank you for some love for the Hudsucker Proxy!

No. No. No. No fucking no. No goddamn fuckety fuck are you out of your fucking skull no. And no.

Corporate drudge here.

Nope. [ looks for Tesla coil in closet ]

Seriously though: Fucking NO.

It's a crying shame nobody has contacted Sean Young.

You had me up to the Korean daughter.

One nitpick, Sean: Harold Ramis left SCTV during its run in syndication, but Catherine O'Hara and John Candy left at (the end of?) the third season of "SCTV Network 90" on NBC.

So you're dead, Harold. Now what?

I'm missing the Best Show. Stereolaffs will be getting more of my money soon.

Feh. Do a movie on nearby Herculaneum, and we'll talk. It'll only be about 30 minutes long and have everyone's heads explode from the heat/pressure changes.

Same corporate overlord, different.. um, fare.

You had me with the 1st paragraph, the 2nd not so much.

His Girl Friday. If the AVC forgot to mention it, I'd swear off it forever.
An North by Northwest might just be the perfect action flick.

Ah well. I was looking forward to this one, even though it wears the scarlet letter of a February release date. [ Scratches item off "see now" list, moves it to "rent later" list]

I'd say it's the best commercial of all time, even after 30 years.
It was also the first I'd ever seen that sold a product merely as a concept, or a belief system - not by virtue of its intrinsic usefulness.

That was cold, Warren, frickin' cold.
- Lawrence Taylor

Fucking awful, with awful fucking. Pass.