Oh internet, you so stupid! D'awww.

Chris Rock: "She ain't Lady Behave Myself".

But it "leaked" and everything!

When you look at the newsfeed on the AVClub and go, "What the hell". Justin Bieber, quick, do something stupid *POKE*

Nuh uh. Enough with this asshole already.

Is he clad head to toe in purple leather?

Y'all don't recognize his genius in making harsh-sounding music! Buy it!

Wait…you buy something and you don't even know what yer gonna get?

Man, I got bored of the movie and I've only seen the trailer.

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Geez, you can only kill people in real life by giving them hugs and money. Shows like Breaking Bad and Dexter are just make believe.

Bad Decisions & Bad Boners

Teen Wolf Three?

Awesome sauce, broh. Yer right, I had no idea this show even existed. I don't watch MTV scripted shows.

It's weird. Whenever I see "This Week We're Barely…" pop up, I get excited. And then I realize…

Just because you git money don't you you gunna keep it… or something

Wait … I should beat up Chris Brown, and then I'll get my 15 minutes of fame.

But he'll still cash that movie paycheck. All righty, then.

I'm actually creating a Death CD, filled with tracks (one track will be by me). I've been working on the track list on and off for about 5 years now. Haven't quite finalized it yet.

What does "Meet this year's superman?" mean? Superman movies don't get released every year. Please explain.