but it already FEELS like Generic Jason Sudeikis Comedy #456E. Hell, even #456F or #456G.

oh man, wouldn't that take the cake. All these years waiting for those two knuckleheads to finally kiss already, and it turns out they've been shaggin' off-screen the whole time!

I was memorializing Dirk Benedict's hypothetical death back before everyone else was wondering if he was even hypothetically dead yet.

Wait, Mickey Mouse is supposed to be funny?

Lyndon Johnson had the same problem. And he wasn't really a comedian … well, maybe in the cosmic sense

Actually I have encountered Arrogant Bastard beer in both Arizona and California. It's kind of rare, but it can be found. And it's pretty good.

Oregon and Northern California have a huge variety of wonderful, wonderful beer. Most of which you can only get in a limited geographical area … providing the great flavor AND hipster exclusivity that we all crave!

good point, bruce
That song is to boomer movies what "Everybody Dance Now!" is to Ben Stiller-type wacky comedies — whenever there's a dance lesson or training montage, you know you're gonna get that song. (Runner up: Baby Got Back … I think Dodge Ball used 'em both.)

and also
NPR played an excerpt of this movie this morning. Theron's acting made me literally cringe. So, so awful. I'd be interested in knowing what the reviewer means when he says her character comes off badly "through no fault of her own".

worst best picture ever is chicago
Chicago, definitely definitely definitely emphatically Chicago.

"It's all very clever and thought-through"
Characters named JoJo and Sadie? A roof-top concert finale? Everything else? It doesn't sound very clever. It sounds about as fucking obvious as you can fucking get.

the british talk soup starring the british joel mchale was way better
The American version? Unfunny dog poop.

jinco is not a douchebag, and i support his or her statements
Aside to Lobsters: You're dangerously repressed, man. It's therapy time. Failing that, please just turn off the Limbaugh show and get some fresh air. College grads and "lefties" are not out to get you.

whoa
I had no idea about the Bruce Dickinson-as-heroic-pilot thing. Holy shit.

that cover perfectly sums up why rolling stone sucks so hard these days
From the "Cat Power * James Blunt * Billy Joel" marquee to calling Battlestar the "Toughest, Smartest Show on Television" (it's a good show but fucking COME ON) … and then of course there's Jesus Kanye … yeah.

cocaine & PBR
Damn, now I'm hungry for dessert.

very nice, flavawheel
I could actually hear that it Stiller's voice. Beautiful.

good and getting better
A funny sitcom, hated mostly by those who are just annoyed by the actors, which I can kind of understand. (It's funny, I couldn't stand Tina Fey as SNL's anchorgirl but this show has completely turned around my opinion of her.)

mtv? just trying to get ratings??
How dare they!

cool
Looking forward to checking this out. Though I don't know how much "colder" and "cleaner" their sound could possibly get …