And if you can't see yourself, you are definitely the undead.

In the interest of fairness, here's a pretty thoughtful rebuttal to the NYTimes piece:

In the interest of fairness, here's a pretty thoughtful rebuttal to the NYTimes piece:

Also, that dude can wail on ukelele.

Also, that dude can wail on ukelele.

Really? I was pretty sure he was playing himself in Red Riding.

Really? I was pretty sure he was playing himself in Red Riding.

Yes, a key Internet fallacy: Reducto ad McFarlane.

Yes, a key Internet fallacy: Reducto ad McFarlane.

Yeah, well, that dog is also a cock-block.

Yeah, well, that dog is also a cock-block.

My only quibble with this particular gem: How can a color blind dog be racist?

My only quibble with this particular gem: How can a color blind dog be racist?

The other one: Can one fly actually ruin an entire batch of meth?

The other one: Can one fly actually ruin an entire batch of meth?

Speaking of teeth, can a platinum grill make it dozens of miles down the Rio Grande without chipping or tarnishing the plastic cube it has been preserved in?

Speaking of teeth, can a platinum grill make it dozens of miles down the Rio Grande without chipping or tarnishing the plastic cube it has been preserved in?

I just want to know if a human head really would pop like a cantaloupe after someone dropped an ATM on it. And if just any human being really would stand there and watch another person die choking on their own vomit. And why 3 strips of bacon is enough to make the number 52, but not enough to make the number 51.

I just want to know if a human head really would pop like a cantaloupe after someone dropped an ATM on it. And if just any human being really would stand there and watch another person die choking on their own vomit. And why 3 strips of bacon is enough to make the number 52, but not enough to make the number 51.

Rudy Punch!