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Settle down, Caligula.

I do like that this show allows the Kryptonians to use their heat vision pretty regularly. Kara disarmed Draaga pretty handily with it, for example.

Thoats.

I dunno, honestly. She was a Nazi in the comics, some kind of scientist or archaeologist, I think. Doctor Poison sounds more likely, I think.

Didn't we already unite as a nation and say no to that? Do we really have to do it again?

He did a good job on the Hawk & Dove mini-series. I think that was his first ever job, actually.

No. No it is not time for this crap. It never is or will be.

It's in the trailer.

Cheese it, it's the fuzz!

As Seinfeld taught us, it can be two things.

Uh, daughter. Scott Lang has a daughter.

Mayan Rambo. Dammit, El Santo, you of all people should get that right!

Yes! It's Superman! is a total blast. De Haven even made Jimmy Olsen awesome, partly by not calling him Jimmy Olsen.

But that's what the bracelets do - they make her arms the shield, so the shield itself is redundant.

It will be the only way to understand the plot, certainly.

Well, there are people who like when Beast had a reason to be an Avenger. Close enough, I think.

"All Quiet on the Western Front" called it the Great War. I'm going with that.

Three covers, one recap page, three pages of flashback about characters no one gives a shit about or really remembers (except Cottonmouth, I guess) and then one page of Luke and Danny not doing much.

I don't think knees work that way, either.

A quick Google suggests that the internet believes it to be Doctor Poison. I'm still hoping for Von Gunther - and that she ends up the way she did in the comics. Easier to do that sort of thing if she's not a Nazi anyway.