We're never not going to have the "Will audiences care about the Guardians of the Galaxy?" argument, are we? Even though audiences proved that, yes, they will care about the Guardians of the Galaxy.

ITS GONNA SUCK YOU GUYS!!! ITS GONNA TOTALLY SUCK SO HARD AND RUIN MY CHILDHOOD (somehow) AND BE THE WORST THING EVER!!!

Comic books are not the ideal medium for every story.

You know, being totally square is not a sin.

Bloody Romans!

Oh, yeah, you had two other questions.

He's rescued by… I dunno… Moe.

I have a non-asshole cat.

It's like removing a band-aid.

I think a lot of what made Batman unique and interesting has been eclipsed in the last twenty years.

I have said for years that Batman is all things to all people.

Or also odd little scenes where Thor is helping Reed Richards, Beast, and Hank Pym look for a cure for Mar-Vell's cancer. Thor, really? Oh yeah, he's also a doctor.

So I don't have to put my Tarzan comics away this weekend? Procrastinators of the world unite… tomorrow!

They're dog people, so I'd have to guess… yes?

114 million lady boners. That's a lot of lady boners.

You and Dikachu need to hang out more. You have so much to talk about.

As a dog person who became a cat owner almost against his will, I have to admit that petting a cat is a fairly relaxing activity.

So next week is Kingdom Come, right?

There's a sizable enough Greek community in my area that there are actually two Greek festivals every Fall. We missed the one last week (no loukamades for me - sad panda) but there's another one next month that my wife's ya-ya presides over, so we'll probably go to that. Still, I rarely get gyros there. I usually get…

Oh of course he works as a character. That whole level of hypocrisy is rife with story opportunities, and obviously Daredevil is one of the most popular Marvel characters for a reason. It just doesn't work for me and never has.