Not until December! Woot!

Even children know how to play "pretend."

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Hindsight is a cruel mistress.

Durnehviir, I think his name is? Why my brain holds on to these things, I don't know… it's so weird how in the middle of the game, these creatures you've been killing (and absorbing the souls of) with extreme prejudice start talking and being chummy with you. I can never bring myself to kill the dragon at the top of…

Wouldn't something supernatural be explicitly not a part of the environment? That's like a freebie to nuke the fucker from orbit, right?

Then the Langoliers show up.

Wow, awesome. I've never read the Simmons book but I have a definite interest in Lord Franklin (both him and his wife were fascinating people) and the disappearance of his ship and crew.

Have fun. Enjoy your day. Take lots of pictures so you can remember it some time in the near future.

I prefer the undead dragon you get through Dawnguard, for some reason. He seems to have more personality. But yeah, being able to call your own dragon down on some giants or mammoths or bandits is a lot of fun.

Dragonfruit! It looks like something that Link from Legend of Zelda would eat. Tastes kinda like kiwi crossed with melon. Very good, but L'il Punk eats it with his whole face and ends up looking very purple.

They pull a knife, you pull a gun. They send one of yours to the hospital, you send one of them to the morgue. And that's the [American political system] way!

It's a good game, no doubt. I'm not that great at the sea parts, though. Also, I reached the pirate town (not very far into the game, obvs) and instead of letting me explore the pirate town (the part of the game I like), the game sent me back to the sea to collect "70 pieces of metal." Which I don't really want to do.

I just want you to wish you good luck. We're all counting on you.

AC: Black Flag is not really doing it for me. I think the appeal to the early games, for me, was the tourism porn. The New World just doesn't have as many cool buildings to parkour on and off of; Nassau is just a collection of driftwood shacks and a fort that looks vaguely like Ticonderoga.

And have been for quite some time!

Previews are just covers now?

He's impossible to be indifferent to. He's just a joyful person.

A boy pretending to be a man is interesting in a coming of age film. In a space fantasy, it's kind of ridiculous, but not in the fun way that space wizards and space swords are ridiculous.

That assumes the "refreshers" (ugh) on the Falcon are similarly bungled, but the only thing we are informed is broken is the hyperdrive.