You poor bastard, you've just outed yourself on this of all sites.

You get to wear the "King Nerd" crown for today.

Phil Jimenez is one of the few comic book guys I've ever actually met - he did a signing for the comic book company I used to work at, although not at the store I worked at, and I couldn't go to the signing because somebody had to mind the other store and that was me… but he did stop by my store briefly and he was…

Go watch the Masters of the Universe movie. It's the closest we're ever going to get.

In all honesty, I never saw it. I seem to remember seeing commercials for it though and concluding it must have been pretty dire.

I like something cartoony and with energy, like Jack Kirby.

You do know there have been two Conan tv shows right? One was a weekday morning cartoon, the other was a syndicated cash grab in the wake of the popularity of Hercules and Xena. Only one of them was completely terrible - surprisingly, not the cartoon.

Greg Rucka don't shiv.

Wonder Woman #3 & #4.

I want to see Ralph and Sue appear on Flash so bad I can taste it.

Hey now, Indiana Jones and the Russians and Aliens is not by any means a good movie, but you can't ignore it. At the very least(!), it features the return of Marian Ravenwood, who still manages to look great, even though she doesn't get to kick as much ass as she used to.

What about her twin sister? Is she doing okay?

It's important to remember that Reese comes from a world where 3 billion people died by nuclear fire and the ground is literally littered with the skeletons of the dead, because there weren't enough people left to bury everyone.

I've seen that picture a lot, but never put 2 and 2 together to realize Andre was actually in the movie.

It's way way way more pulpy than even "Raiders," which I think leaned on serials more than straight-up pulp adventure. But I still love it. It's the third best Indiana Jones movie, but compared to anything else it's pretty much aces.

He's got a much better sense of humor, too.

That's the one!

You've fallen for one of the classic AV Club blunders! Never ask a question with only two possible answers!

Every month I buy it and think "Why am I spending this much on a comic book? I should drop it." And then I read it, and it ends up being just good enough for me to get the next issue, where the cycle begins anew.

I believe Priest has plans to use him in Deathstroke.