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It's true. Col. John Matrix is less realistic.

It's been a long time, but isn't the opening shot of a skeleton robot stepping on a human skull? Or was that the second one?

All them other folks he killed, they was asking for it, but Dick Miller - that was a trajeedee!

I am fairly certain that the night we rented Terminator was the first time I saw a boob (through a lattice of fingers - of course I peaked!). I think I was too young to see how revolutionary the film was, but I knew it was pretty awesome.

Kevin McDonald - Genuine Class.

McDonald as the no-nonsense Bearded Lady sidekick was awesome too.

You had the pear dream again?

O'Neal clearly cheated, but he only numbered 11 of them, so - 11 questions it is!

A very bright spot in an otherwise dreary day.

Same as every day, Pinky.

Cautious optimism engaged.

I'm using a refurbished 30 gig iPod, my third replacement of one of the earliest versions of the stupid thing. I sometimes think about what I could do with more memory… but I'm mostly happy with this thing. I just fucking hate Apple and iTunes can go fuck itself.

I dated a woman who had an Apple computer once.

Yes. But that's why Cap wants to be sure he's the one who brings Bucky in, because he knows he's the only person NOT trying to kill Bucky before he goes to trial. I seem to recall that actually being addressed in the film.

I though that was hilarious. I particularly enjoyed Iron Man getting his ass handed to him despite superior protection and weaponry.

That's some cold lunch.

The whole sequence in jail basically sold me on the show. I came in late, didn't see the whole thing, but that was so uncomfortable and weird and funny and heartfelt that I have to check this out next week.

Isn't this article just a copy/paste from six months ago? And six months from now, they'll just publish it again. "Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead." Yeah, no shit.

You're bad and you should feel bad.

I'm not sure I agree with that assessment. No one is so clueless that he makes out with his girlfriend in front of his ex without realizing this. I think you're better off just blocking him.