ok - that's pretty fucking funny

that's fine work, jim

a doff of the cap, miller

"Who are you, and how'd you get in here?"

Are you the creator of Hi and Lois? Because you're making me laugh.

Barefoot Jim….always with the key calls. That is such a beautiful, sad song.

egg noodles and ketchup….delicious!

Hello, shaved pussy! Man if I had nickel for every time is said that….Anyway, they turned to BB by me into a Chipotle, too.

And faceplants over an ottoman

I'm with ya, Flaubert. I was always in the Bailey camp….

you're all making a huge tiny mistake

@ Judge Reinhold - I know what an erection feels like!

Here, enjoy this Hanukkah cookie

I just downloaded it, and holy shit, pretty crisp picture for 3G. I figured you'd need wi fi for optimal viewing. Really fucking cool.

I'm going to see the Pixies perform "Doolittle" next month at the Ryman in Nashville. Exciting, huh?

@ Silly Buns - that was a pretty cool documentary. It's called "Lucky"

Chatterbox?

Could you describe the ruckus?

Next time a hot (or hot n' nerdy) chick is interviewed, just say in graphic detail what you'd like to do to her. That usually does the trick.

No plastic surgery - that's his "squeezing out a fat turd/rockin" face.