You never shut the fuck up about the fact you're "almost 40 and have never had a girlfriend". I don't think it's really a mystery.

Wait, wait, wait - you don't own a smartphone? Is that what you're saying??

Thanks for the info, Ricky. i was wondering if you had a smartphone.

Creepy as fuck.

Ask Paul Fuckinthebutt/Ricky Coogin. That guy is quite vague about baldness.

Even weirder? It appears Obama was a fan. See (0:46) in the vid.

Name ONE FUCKING newspaper!!

That's pretty cool/amazing that they've kept that going as long as they have.

Ha!  plop plop - an oldie but a goodie

LAST

Yup - *spoiler alert* she weighs 450lbs and washes with rag on the end of a stick.

Oddville?

you're a Nashvillian, correct Switters?  I rarely make it over the river, so haven't been to Rosepepper in awhile.  Where is this new place you speak of?

Juuust a bit outside - but i like your style

Juuust a bit outside - but i like your style

My god - that picture…my douche-ometer just blew a vacuum tube

My god - that picture…my douche-ometer just blew a vacuum tube

Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything—I believe we should all
live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with
these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of
them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything—I believe we should all
live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with
these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of
them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

Eh - I'd marinate a chicken in it