Yes, but despite the grade you got, what quality of work did you do?

OK, a breakdown… I do know Aykroyd is a crazy bastard and a paranormal nut. I did not realize he literally claimed that vodka would do that. So I guess I'm half-surprised.

So… his career died on the way back to its home dimension?

I don't know if Pigley's going to sit still for that one…

I think "what thing can we stuff inside something else?" Is the macro-trend question, people.

I was really gonna make fun of AV Club as "mainstream media," but… you are correct, sir.

It's what God wants for you.

I know a guy who named his kid "Tarkin." Although he does own a comic shop and is a huge nerd.

Faith-busters? Who you gonna call?

It's pronounced "tay-paz."

Too bad it's not big enough to use to get into the carpool lane. Then it would be smooth sailing for Mr. Anderson! (Carpool lanes are still a thing, right?)

"Had to"? Did you lose a bet once?

In every copy? Wow… that's rough.

Mrs. Peacock was a man?!?

I dunno… I have to imagine that if Jesus is waterboarding you, there's a decent chance that at some point he'll be wineboarding you, instead, so… bonus?

You're confusing "evolution" with "Satan" again. Common mistake.

God it.

I know… I checked his Disqus profile, and he did say it was unrelated. *sad trombone*

Is this the first registered incident of a bot actually having an avatar?

Can we get a further explanation of what "godding" science would be, or is that against hashtag law?