So, you're the Dexter of McDonald's franchise murderers? Are you going to go after that new Happy Meal mascot after it takes its first victim, too?

Is that the Hammurderer I hear…?

… Really? (I'm seriously asking.)

I'd assume eventually one would get fatigued and need to tag another one in. Pizza delivery guys, I mean. Tired from all that… pizza delivery.

Just because "assuage" is an anagram of "sausage" doesn't make it the right word.

I know he's not a regular in the Apatow players, but a sausage-related movie just makes me wonder: Where's LaBeef?

Isn't it reverse-fruitism to claim that the grapefruits you've known are somehow exempt?

I think that buzzer gimmick was a great example of a way @midnight could diversify its repertoire without breaking its own mold. I loved the Maron-insult buzzer, and it added just a single new element that was fun to keep track of over the course of the episode (especially the time it went off when Maron wasn't…

Amazing when you realize that one side of that comparison is radically more organized than the other.

I really hate to be the guy to say this, but in that case, part of the problem is that it's set before the originals. Not even a retcon, but just revealing a pathetic past that colors an awesome original installment.

Funny; that was my nickname in high school.

I get that one.

[Jon Hamm eyebrow "acting"]

Just reminds me of that New Girl episode where they actually shoehorned in the phrase "pre-Clinton masculinity"…

2 Mad 2 Men

Ooh, good point. Stupid sexy Terminator…

Aykroyd had it better… ghost BJ.

But with the obvious advantage of, y'know, girl parts. Although, downside… possible mercury poisoning to any of her partners, so… kind of a mixed bag?

Through the looking glass, etc., etc…

So this is just another version of Jenna Maroney's "normaling"?