I second Alec Baldwin as Satan.

Don't talk about Doppelplaza.

I guess if you limit it to "TV history," then maybe. But you're awfully close to challenging the supreme Irishosity of one Mr. Sean O'Neal Esq. in the comments to his own article.

In the future, you're rich, and you think you're living on the highest floor of your building, but then BAM some hyper-rich asshole comes and parks their hover-building over yours.

Suggesting that seems like an ironically jailable offense…

I am genuinely pondering if that would kill my attraction to her. I guess I better go search for production stills or something…

Well, now I can't unhear him saying that line in his grandma voice from Take Me Home Tonight… Probably says more about me than him.

I'm torn between hoping it's his screen surname or his birth one.

Gh2st W2rld?

Oh, come on… It's pretty much just Tom Wils… oh, wait. I see what you did, there.

LIke… what?

Oh, grammatical ambiguity… you struck again.

@avclub-996e9ce027393d2da9669962656097e0:disqus, I know it's a typo, but "BTFF" has really made me start imagining what that acronym might stand for. It's not pretty.

Countdown to gimmick post name…

Really? An hour? And I'm the first one who's followed through on the urge to finish quoting this exchange?

The secret ingredient is… phone.

@avclub-5e5e0bd5ad7c2ca72b0c5ff8b6debbba:disqus  Not to disparage you or your friend, but the concept of someone using Facebook "through" someone else's account is very strange to me… On the other hand, I think I've seen a few friend-of-friend couples who do that, so… Wave of the future?

If ever there were a candidate for CancerAIDS…

@avclub-e576423831e043f7928d9ac113abbe6f:disqus Liked for the inclusion of "bwamp."

Got to thinking someone would mention him sooner or later…