Didn't Bill Hader say it best?

I am referring, of course, to his seminal In the Dark of the Knight trilogy

Let's make it more like Nolan's other films.

if this one also makes me feel an alarming amount of sympathy for a Bradley Cooper raccoon I'm sure it'll do just fine

True story: I was walking on a hike in Maui a couple years ago when apparently Weird Al himself was coming down the trail we were ascending.

3 better than 2?

It is entirely essential that you seriously understand your appointment to status of CancerAIDS-haver

It's the day before Thanksgiving, I need to vent my familial frustrations and what better place to do so than here!

I'LL SIT RIGHT DOWN ON YOUR FACE

The AV Club

Here's hoping he cowers in absolute fear when Rosamund Pike goes up to accept

Who is Conan O'Brien, and why is she so sad?

Oh lord I was grinning like a moron the entire time. Alison Pill playing a rotating piano Coraline-style all while introducing children to the cult of Wilford? Where do I sign?

Bane?

Damn it! We weren't counting on them being as smart as they are sexy!

It is unmistakably pop music royalty, let's be honest

God bless the USA.

Looking forward to Jobs' product presentations in gigantic dark auditoriums rendered as intimate, yellow-tinted affairs.

Umm uh American Werewolf in London?

*files for several hundred plots of commercial real estate in San Francisco*