Oh, Neal! *swoons*

Kristen Wiig's shrieked babbling "I have no love" is absolutely wonderful

GIVE ME GLOWING PYRAMIDS OR GIVE ME DEATH

And the oscar for best picture still goes to James Franco kissing his reflection, as it should every year into the foreseeable future!

"Your father Werner, was a burger server, in suburban Santa Barbara? When he spurned your mother, Verna, for a curly haired surfer named Roberta. Did that hurt her?"

"True art can be found anywhere. While traveling through America, I saw vans from the 1970s that inspired the title and plot of my new film, Interstellar."

His best work on a NBC network was God Cop, obviously. I don't know why they thought God needed a talk show.

To what depths will Leo sink for that precious Oscar gold?!

Short fat guy with a penchant for dabbling in grabs for power? Philip Seymour Hoffmann!

But what if Disney has…

YEAAAAAAH somebody look up 'excited' in the Becktionary because that's what I am right now.

Living on this flyspeck in the Pacific, my first assumption was that it would be about the lawless frontier known as our highways

This must be a still from the special edition DVD, hmm?

Have Conan O'Brien cast as Johnny. That'll finally keep him quiet.

5TEP UP TO THE 5TREET5: CINCO SO LOCO

D'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHM

For the longest time I could have sworn that was Tina Fey's Liz Lemon glaring at Dr. Drew Baird, stunned that he managed to fall out of a building with a still-functioning floor.

I was actually on a list to marry Tom Cruise, but I got out before it was too late, praise Xenu.

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