I'm just quoting the show there.

Here's how it went down:

Butter Face of the year

Why not have the survivors in zombie fiction come up with the name "zombie" in some bullshitty fashion?

Five-oh
There was an episode earlier in the season where they derived their "team name" from McGarret's football number being 50, aka "five-oh," which plunged me into a weird suspension of disbelief spiral, realizing these characters were living in a universe where police WEREN'T already called "five-oh" since that…

I would have preferred Aurora Snow.

I just added your wife to my spank bank. Thanks!

I enjoy seeing her in the older episodes where she was in the background, attractive for sure, but certainly not "TV HOT!" like they make her now.

Oswalt's picture
Why does the picture of Patton Oswalt on the auction page look like a wax dummy run through Photoshop?

And more zombie midichlorians!

I hear he had an idea about an Indian family that would join the group and then leave immediately for their home planet.

You would have just disappointed us anyway.

They did those stupid "3 minute replays" my DVR kept thinking were new episodes.

All this talk about the show being about the survivors and not the zombies reminds me of when "Lost" fans split into two camps, with one of them being all "its about the richly-drawn characters!" and the other side being all "um, are they ever going to resolve these mysteries they spent loads of episodes setting up,…

So was the show saying Rick knows the intimacies of Shane's sleeping habits so well that he KNOWS he'd never scratch himself in his sleep, or was that just another clunky-ass set-up line?

I want to be…
…a "spaghetti western-filmer."

I'd be fine with it if it didn't look fucking dumb and tonally wrong for the show.

Mad Scientist
Personally, the show hit a low point for me with the introduction of the zombie midichlorians or whatever those spiny brain cells were supposed to be.

Say…
That's a honey of an ankle bracelet.

You can hang with me.