The boots are still there you shut ins.

Since we got Firefox at work the site doesn't lock up like bitch anymore, so it's all much easier.

Well fuck me running.

Hey, this is me: 2 + 2 = I forgot then remembered your screen name.

I'm apparently very near you at any given moment. Which is chilling.

Hey I live right outside Leon Valley. One of my dad's best friends is a Leon Valley cop, and he spends most of his time working security at the bowling alley or yelling at the one homeless guy in town to shut up outside Chacho's.

Yum
I'd like to eat a Fatburger with Rashida Jones.

Since when was Scrubs not popular?

Magic
I'm pretty sure the kid was playing with regular cards, wanting to show Kenny a magic trick.

Or better yet, streets ahead.

San Antonio
You live in S.A. too, Leonard? Wherebouts?

From Marvin Hamlisch to Jon Stewart
Ooh, burn.

Monitor?
Was the monitor that was knocked off the wall at the beginning missing an effect? It looked like a green screen.

Oh, and another KOTCS slam. Yawn.

Don't use the I-word in the Flanders' household.

At least I wasn't 36…

Eh, that was a reference to his awful line reading in "The Happening," not a grammar issue.

I enjoy not being able to understand a single word Penelope Cruz speaks in English.

With whom?

Worse than the plates, better than the Montel-endorsed painted quarters.