Shit.

I dunno, maybe because I don't care about Les Miz, but I was fine with both SBC and HBC. But man, I felt sorry for Russell Crowe.

I dunno, maybe because I don't care about Les Miz, but I was fine with both SBC and HBC. But man, I felt sorry for Russell Crowe.

Put a bird on it!

Put a bird on it!

Yeah, Frodo checking the mail in 48fps made me feel like I was in the beginning of the Star Wars Holiday Special.

Yeah, Frodo checking the mail in 48fps made me feel like I was in the beginning of the Star Wars Holiday Special.

We could send Bob Saget to meet Charlemagne…

We could send Bob Saget to meet Charlemagne…

The Republican Party in 2016: Now with youth and a black dude!

The Republican Party in 2016: Now with youth and a black dude!

These weren't filmed at the same time, were they? Because I dare say some self-awareness and reality crept in between parts one and two, namely in the wit described in the review as well as the serious sidelining of Lautner and the near-elimination of the terrible Booboo Stewart as his sidekick.

These weren't filmed at the same time, were they? Because I dare say some self-awareness and reality crept in between parts one and two, namely in the wit described in the review as well as the serious sidelining of Lautner and the near-elimination of the terrible Booboo Stewart as his sidekick.

I agree. That was a seriously refreshing twist in an otherwise dour series.

I agree. That was a seriously refreshing twist in an otherwise dour series.

I thought he played Robert California Territory.

I thought he played Robert California Territory.

This was kind of a snore, but James Spader was fucking hilarious.

This was kind of a snore, but James Spader was fucking hilarious.

Hey, so…what was going on in Bardem's intro? Was that borderline mincing, or is my political correctness meter all out of whack?