That really is Trump's super awesome negotiation strategy. Just state your conclusion, unequivocally, with no premises or reasoning, and you win.

for the last time, Mr. Collins, no!

"What the hell is a 'cet'?!"

"Baba Yaga" and "Baryshnikov Balls"?

Rick Perry, this is you, as an old man. You are ugly, and dead. Alone.

Republitron/Ryan 2024!

Perhaps the debate on the bill will be centered around whether the "kill souse chef clause" should remain or be withdrawn when the bill actually comes to a vote.

An article without him shirtless is the equivalent of Lynyrd Skynyrd not playing Freebird. Gotta give the crowd what they expect, if not necessarily what they want.

Remember when that intern dabbed at Paul Ryan's swearing in photo-op.

Well, on the other hand, no one did notice.

It did wrap its story line up excellently, and it'll be hard to find another tight, enigmatic way to portray this world.

You're dual earth theory is intriguing, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter!

Some Puerto Rican guy will pay!

Is there anymore proof needed that we are currently living the darkest timeline?

Yeah, I question anyone's musical tastes as a whole if they don't at least acknowledge how phenomenal their first two albums were.

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Side effects include: amnesia, loss of chattel, loss of real property, loss of cattle, loss of imaginary property, loss of business, loss of title, legal fees, legal bees, beagle trees, and diarrhea.

A Unix system! I know this!

If Anderson isn't referring to himself as "Duffman" in his marketing, he's totally doing it wrong…or he has integrity; one of those things.

This might be a rare occurrence where both die-hard Trump supporters and anyone leaning the slightest bit left can agree is a good thing.