Yes, but who else tries (and fails) to be Chris Farley today?

"Pe-ew-sa!"

Of course they did! That's what George Lucas repeatedly said on every single media interview whenever the poor-quality of the prequals came up: "All the kids I've talked to love it!" And if we can't trust George Lucas to be honestly critical of his own work, then, by god, we can't trust anyone!

So his modern day equivalent: Josh Gad?

did they believe that it stood for "lots of love"?

yes. always yes.

Will he get to drink from the fire hose?

If that isn't enough to get your security clearance revoked, what's the purpose of those forms in the first place?

Imagine if there was a way to insert the obviously repressed or absent brain chemistry that would permit him to reflect on the horrors and embarrassment that he does. Beyond anything, if we could just make him start to have the ability to self-reflect, that would be a step in the right direction.

Schweinficht!

Eh, I'd take a quick bout of spin-off fever over being flayed living by the Boltons. Just remember to burn my corpse, lest the White Walkers make it my way. On second thought, deliver my corpse unbesmirched to the other side of the Wall.

Certainly not as embarrassing as when Butters showed all the townsfolk Cartman dressed as Brittany Spears singing and dancing to a cardboard cutout of Justin Timberlake….

Just asphyxiating and left floating out into the vacuum of space…

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So, China just made Tesla's invention from The Prestige real?

Next you're going to tell me that Hitler didn't actually collude with aliens, and that, my friend, would shatter my world.

That's impossible. You first have to convert pagan inches into uncivilized meters, to conform to the appropriate SI measurements, otherwise you're converting apples into wiccan oranges.

And I have the bottled chemtrails to prove it!

I wouldn't go that far, but it was apparent that once The Viper and the Mountain concluded, the combination of running out of usable source material and finally reaching the point of exhaustion with parallel plots, Benioff & Weiss had put one-too-many balls in the air and just ran out of ideas.

…actually, Will Smith as the villainous Genie would be interesting to see. I can't recall him ever playing an antagonist.