But she's also not not defending it.

You're asking for logical cohesiveness from the party who holds Jesus and Ayn Rand in equal esteem?!?!

oooo, terrific presentation, but you biffed the landing.

Which was Russia's goal in the first place. Turns out, it's worked better than they could have possibly imagined.

I welcome Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho at this point

It's only treasonous if Democrats do it!!!

Won't somebody, please, think of the children…who can't find a good coke dealer and inexplicably have turned to blowing rails of chocolate instead.

Dabbing Palpatine truly is the most evil character in the Star Wars saga.

Did you explain to her that it is neither a tele- or microscope?

BREAKING: On September 13, 1976, The Muppet Show first aired on the UK's Independent Television, according to news archival sources.

YOU KNOW IT DOES!

I think there's a great joke about "Cucumber Meets Cheerio" but I can't make it work right.

spoken like a true two!

and EXXXXTREEEEEEME!!!!!!

Daniel Day Lewis was going a bit too method for his casting on Hawaii Five-O

But it's Brian's day off!

I thought it was Rush's "Take Off" from Strange Brew

"Here's your 4th Dimension Guacamole (TM)"
"But that's just an empty cup"
"Yes, because you would have eaten it in the future and therefore it's already been eaten by you, that's how it works"
"Mmmm! That was and will be delicious!"

I'm assuming Xenu is the mediator to this conference, yes?

BRING ME THE HUMAN HORN!!!!!