My problem is that she turns a generalized problem with the dearth of originality in stand-up to an unnecessary gender argument.

When's your next open mic set?!

Th "internet" eh?

…so if female comedians AND white male 30-something comedians are doing the same thing, it's clearly female comedians not trying hard enough, instead of, I don't know, most comedians being shitty and reductive regardless of gender?

Turns out, everyone has opinions on everything!

I'm surprised that hasn't already happened

His first girlfriend was a real tomato!

All the more reason to be thankful for the rumored approaching Kinjapocalypse

Well, he may try to pick a fight with "Arec Barwin," who now portrays Trump, because this world is really fucking weird.

No time for love, Dr. Spielberg!

I'm sick of these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!

signed "Rusty Shackleford"

quelle?

Are you talking about The Wizard Who Couldn't Slow Down?

Fun toys are fun!

Lil Sebastian's ghost

definitely the last one, though not sure you're referring to the same thing…

Now that the words "Thee" and "1979" are untethered from taken band names, I shall name my new project: "Thee Taylor Swift 1979"

still sounds more coherent than Suicide Squad

…but, alas, at that point, there were no more chickens to pluck nor…