The "donors" don't get the $8,000. That's for the tech company to reimburse their investors. The blood providers get $3.75 and a sugar cookie.

That always bothered me!! The T-rex got out of the enclosure, certainly at ground level, but when the vehicle is pushed out at the precise spot the T-Rex left, it's a 40 foot cliff!

Breathing is a liberal conspiracy perpetrated by the Illuminati and reverse-vampires!

At least it's not fin rot…unless it is also fin rot!

Thank, Obam…wait a minute!

Mansiere!

I'm starting to think that the only right MRAs are asking for is the right to act like a complete and absolute asshole with no consequences or repercussions.

Take all the semen you want, but those observational witticisms of our conditions as sex slaves in these underground bunkers are to be credited to me alone!

"I am writing to alert you that your email account has been hacked by an unfortunate and unusually hostile individual."

Honey, did you see I put another hamper in the bathroom? This one's for your shirts, the other's just for socks and poo-poo undies.

You forgot Bewitched

"Hey man, nice tweet"?

Never naysay nuanced notions of narratives!

2018 will be the year of the weasel!

Every time this comes up, I argue that the two sequels could be combined into one, exciting and fun movie, if they just got rid of all the Zion shit.

Maybe he should create a character satirizing outlandish republican positions by carrying them out to their ridiculous logical conclusion. Maybe named "Steven Carell"?

"I haven't' weighed 250 pounds since I was 8, I gahrauntee!"

…it's more of a spray…

"It says here on your resume, you do a 'passable Josh Gad.' You're perfect for the role of 'Servant number 6' in our junior college production of Macbeth!"

Red Snapper! Very tasty!