Guilty!

Well, that's their mistake. Dancing, for fun!?!?!? Your feet are not covered in blisters and blood yet!

They fixed the article title, but not on the homepage. In these trying times, it's just too damn expensive to hire editors.

FOREVER!

Or, more recently, the Ronaldo bust.

There's a lot to address that I'm not going to try, because I'm not qualified to do other than having similar, albeit perhaps less severe issues, but on the graduation/student loan situation:

It's real!

CLINT FLICK is my pom name!

"They(sa) all hokey!" - Jar-Jar Binks, for the only time, speaking for the audience.

I'm pretty sure Cliff Curtis is number 1 on the speed-dial for "character of any non-white ethnicity." Number 2 is possibly Jeffrey Wright.

The "Machete Order" linked in the article is pretty compelling. Calling Episode I irrelevant and not worth anyone's time, while cliched, still needs to be stated.

If it wasn't for my horse, I never would have graduated college.

"Adjacent to refuse is refuse!" - Jerry Seinfeld

And in the end, isn't the biggest problem that the influencees are just so goddamned gullible in the first place?

Now this makes sense.

The A.V. Club!

That's likely close to the pitch that got them the $120 mil investment in the first place.

"anyone who can afford to buy this obviously has way too much money to begin with." - The debt collection industry is crying with laughter at your "people only buy what they can afford" idealism.

Laziness and convenience…but also laziness.

Which one is also your toe knife?