Frank Reynolds won 3 Golden Roosters for his portrayal of Chief Lazarus.

Ha ha, nope. By that time, they'll remake the entire trilogy tirlogies (nonology?).

There's no way those disgusting green pig-men aren't crawling with diseases and parasites. If Luke didn't crush his head, he would have suffered an agonizingly painful death.

Yvan Eht Nioj!

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

"Bran can walk, he's just fucking lazy." is now my all-time favorite theory.

The galaxy is saved once again by, you guessed it, Frank Stallone!

Does burnt-to-a-crisp Aunt Beru also count as a separate character?

Rick James has already muddied every single one, and Prince is ready for a skins/blouses 1-on-1 game.

That's the biggest thing. This passenger wasn't on stand-by, he wasn't waiting to be assigned an open seat. He was ticketed, with a seat, allowed to board, and already boarded. Once aboard, if I'm reading United's ticketing language correctly, they no longer have the ability to un-board ("re-accommodate") him.

Which seems to be the problem with this particular passenger. He was a doctor who had patients scheduled to be seen. Not getting to his office timely likely would cost him more than the $800 they were offering, which is why he rationally didn't want to get off the plane.

Scott Baio to the rescue!!!!!!

Sweetberrywine! It tastes like fruit!

And they used the Zeppelin version, not some remixed pop cover nonsense.

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzap! Zzzzzzzzzzzap!"

Beau Sweeney is an enormous ass clown.

Her damages appear to be $0. She is asking for $10,000,000,000,000.00.

"…and all those companies have direct ties to the Chubb Group and the Monsanto Company, who, as is common knowledge, are run by the subterranean lizard people!"

How gif-able are your antics?

"This business card says 'Mayor John'"