Ohhh
I get it.
Betty White teaches Anthropology because she's "old."

Redundancy, how does THAT work?

One thing
I'm curious about is this: Was he wearing his make-up? When I try to picture it I imagine Rob Corddry from Children's Hospital.

Don't forget the boxed wine in diet Coke cans. So Classy.

Tilda Swinton
is trying to railroad Adam Lambert.

Soylent Green
It's made of PEOPLE!

What
a bunch of dumb bitches. Also, how does losing one eye forever end your ability to hunt?

They
should turn "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" into a reality show about being afraid of the dark.

BEES FUCKING EVERYWHERE!

MEATLOAF!

GOD
DAMMIT!!!!

I
wasn't aware that Russell Crowe moonlighted as a port star.

Maize well
firsty

I'm
sure this remake will pale in comparison to the original film.

Speaking of assholes, Naked Lunch has a talking one.

I
had to watch The Martian Chronicles on Laser-disc in 10th grade English. My teacher was so weird.

JUST TELL WHAT YOU WANT ME TO FUUUUCK!!

In the words of a film producer…
"Will there be titty?"

She's
an awful actor. Her performance in The Happening was less exciting than the actual movie.

Amy
looked gorgeous at the Emmy's