This
is awesome.

TV
is so meta nowadays.

It's a reverse bildungsroman.

He's got myxomatosis.

Ah, I see what you did there.

His use of caps lock
IS REALLY AFFECTIVE! WE HAD BETTER TAKE HIM SERIOUS. CAN'T YOU SEE HOW UPSET HE IS?

AV Club =
sausage fest. Where the ladies at?

(NO COMEDY PLEASE)

I'm
hoping there's a video game

Title
Insert fetish joke here…

I
hate Green Day.

On the other hand,
I recently watched "Delta Force 2" with Chuck Norris. As the movie progressed, the henchman became less and less Latino and more and more Asian.

C'mon, Pep Pep.

I gotta get rid of my
clowns.

HE
LIVES!!!

I
hate it.

These
aren't the bills you're looking for.

That dress
is bloody awful.