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And
here I thought this was a show about the Onion News Network.

The Long Weekend?!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

Tek Jensen is the only good thing about Venture Bros.

O'Neal
You should get Sam Elliott record an audio version of this NewsWire entry.

I
thought it was fairly clear that Between Two Ferns was staged and the actors were in on the joke (I'm thinking particularly of Charlize Theron's interview).

USA! USA! USA!

When I was younger I only watched Total Recall for the woman with three breasts.

Columbus
would make a great addition to his exceedingly great Death Wish franchise.

I'm
surprised Short Bus didn't make this Inventory.

I'm
glad I don't have Facebook anymore. It brought me no pleasure.

Rant in E minr.

Who's go the crack?

Outsourced
had better be next to get canceled.

All
I see is a big, white, blank spaceā€¦..

For your viewing pleasure:

They should have a show about an old man and the sea.

His
appearance can't be as awkward as Buzz Aldrin's was. Wooee.

I'm over it.

Someone sounds a little jaded and cynical. I won't mention whom.

I
never thought I'd see nihilism and afterbirth in the same sentence.