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And if you like All the Pretty Horses, go for Blood Meridian next if you want something heavier and darker and more epic.  Definitely one of my favourite books ever.

I've read all of his books except for the earlier ones - before Suttree - and I would say for anyone interested in getting into his stuff, All the Pretty Horses is the best place to start.  It's not as unrepentingly bleak as something like The Road, nor as biblical and violent as something like Blood Meridian.  The…

@avclub-90248d0a98105fa534cf2b0696ddd12f:disqus I actually cringed so hard when that track started playing.  Could have been a bit more subtle.

we can be heroes
we can be heroes
heroes heroes heroes

I literally guffawed when that happened.

Just watched it tonight.  I just about fucking DIED when Jake stole the donut.  And then Jake became a donut.  And then Finn was on the ground.

Anything can happen when two people share a cell, cuz.

Yeeeah… I feel like people are totally missing the point that the "themes" of these Grayble episodes are not, in fact, themes.  It's actually just like, "Here are bunch of creative, random vignettes, and here is a totally ridiculous, coincidental, beside-the-point commonality between them."

"… but unlike previous “Graybles,” there isn’t a strong theme connecting the stories so it all feels even more random than usual."

Also - you are under the spell of my FACE.

Just like old times, right Jake?  When we were blood, we'd follow each other into the jaws of death, on a pale horse.

Dude?  Seriously?  I pretty sure I'm way past puberty and I LOVED this episode.  My voice hasn't cracked in WEEKS.

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I dunno… an army of Gungans with Cockney accents would be pretty swell I bet.

Seriously, you can stop scrolling now, we're closing up shop.

Show's over folks!

I can just imagine Gary Larson drawing this with that exact caption.  For some reason.

This really needs to win.

I've also read a lot of James Ellroy, and I can't remember him ever using a semicolon.  Never mind like seven.