Your defense is eloquent, and certainly prostitution is a nuanced issue. Fundamentally, however, I suppose I do have a problem with prostitution itself—I just think it's creepy. I'm not a Christian fundamentalist (more of a Second Wave feminist), but I think that any reasonably clean, amiable person should be able…

To put it another way, if all these prostitutes are just dying to do it with unattractive dudes, why aren't they doing it for free?

Strike the last "Finally."

Like most escort service patrons, Doc Brown is a staunch feminist. That's why he has to use said services—most women just can't handle his brand of sex-positive Third Wave feminism.

Or you could, you know, not pay former victims of sexual abuse with deep-seated issues to unenthusiastically paw at your wang in order that you might stretch the patience of your no doubt long-suffering girlfriend. Just a thought! No, wait, what's sexier than getting a blowjob from a coke-addled mother of two while…

The lit queers wouldn't show up, is the problem. Why show up to a fight when you can write a searingly painful exploration about the experience of a young white man who was afraid to show up to a fight?

I miss Ken too. He was kind of my favorite, back when I thought this show was going to be about adults.

The problems that Todd pointed out were real, but I definitely liked this episode a lot as well. It was just so effing weird. Before "Beautiful" hit, I thought it was going to be an all-Bacharach ep, which would have been amazing. And I liked the sparing use of Rachael. Would have been a great ep if they'd cut the…

Oh man. They could explore band geek orgy culture. And there would be lots of dancing. Let's call TBS.

Bacharach OWNS.

Actually, every time a white male actor hosts SNL, I do think about other white male actors who would have been better.

I did not hit her. I did NOT.

Also Zoe Saldana. She's been in millions of movies lately. Why not?

To be clear, I don't think Claire is an idiot or that she's rating the ep highly because of some reverse racism blah blah. I just think that people get weird about Sidibe—they find her so likable and want her to succeed so bad that they give her a bit of a free pass. Maybe likability is sufficient—it's certainly…

MGMT is the cool ranch flavor of Justin Bieber. Both are marketing campaigns, not musicians. I like Bieber better because I'm worried that Usher might be molesting him.

Really, though? You really think that the writing of this episode was better than Fey's? That Sidibe's hosting was better than Fey's? That MGMT is less unbearable than Justin Bieber? Like, that this episode was objectively better than Fey's episode, in the same way that four is less than five?

This episode was not as good as the Tina Fey episode, yet they received the same grade. That is crazy, lousy, irresponsible criticism.

Ah, come on, don't be an a-hole.

Boo hoo, the Internet ate my attention span.

Seconded.