Come on man, this isn't even an argument.

I'm glad the AV Club is covering this show, but I'm sad because some of the sentences in this review are impossible to get through.

Owned or not, it's still a shitty movie and thus a shitty review.

Oh my god, we get it, you're a fan. Now can you quit policing other people's reactions to that unbearably affected haircut?

Give me a ballpark estimate.

I'm a staunch feminist. But this movie was really bad. The author's general point is good, but this example leads me to believe that he or she has not . . . seen any movies.

SunnyD! What the fuck is it about race that you feel the need to discuss so much, eh? You keep bitching about feeling awkward about it—why don't you just tell us what it is!

No, you're just trying to fit data to your theory. The music on Empire is the same as the music at the top of the Billboard charts, which is the most popular music in the world (check international Billboard charts, they're full of American pop hits.)

I liked it, although they're going to have to do a lot to make that daughter more tolerable.

And . . . you win the Internet Hyberbole Award for the day. Come off it.

12-year-old child! Take a Xanax, and read up on what "projection" is. Then see a school counselor. Life doesn't have to be this hard.

What are you, 12?

Also, I can easily think of a dozen comedies that are more intricately plotted than The League. Hyperbole is nobody's friend.

This is not a sentence, it's a slaughterhouse:

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"Woody Allen they are not." If you don't get that they're not trying to be, and you think they wish they were serial child molesters, AND you're throwing around random layman's diagnoses of fictional characters, then congratulations, you're the 3rd most annoying person on the Internet today.

She didn't stop caring about his feelings. He started acting like a whiny, needy, controlling, jealous asshole, which turned her off.

I also appreciate that you remembered to put an "-ed" after "relegated." Puts you head and shoulders above the reviewer! From tense confusion to subject-verb agreement to lack of hyphenation and proper punctuation, this review was a shit-show.

As I said above, get somebody to copy-edit this fucking article. I know the AV Club is just a start-up and can't afford big-time amenities like, say, professional writers, but the salary of a part-time copy-editor is less than that of a part-time sandwich artist.

Yes. I stopped reading because COPY-EDIT THIS FUCKING ARTICLE.